Two Thousand Miles, No Map
TASTING NOTES: “Approximately 33% of this wine was barrel fermented in new French oak. The other 66% was fermented in stainless steel. Striving for a balance between richness and acidic verve, we targeted 35% Malolactic fermentation. After fermentation, the wine was aged in a combination of new (33%) and neutral barrels. Bâtonnage was performed regularly to enhance mouthfeel.” (AbV 13.6%, pH 3.47, TA 5.2 g/L)
VARIETALS: Chardonnay
BARRELS: New French oak.
PAIRS WITH: Fish Tacos, Chicken Satay, Green Papaya Salad, Crispy Pork Belly
THAT REMINDS ME OF: Tuk-tuks
There’s an annual event called the Rickshaw Run where several hundred people pay to drive modified auto-rickshaws — the actual three-wheeled things, no upgrades to the engine allowed — across roughly 2,000 miles of India, with no support crew, no route, and no functioning GPS provided by the organizers. It’s been happening since 2006. Teams get a start point, an end point, and total silence in between; the vehicles top out around 35 mph on a good day and routinely don’t survive the trip.
The organizers, a UK outfit called The Adventurists, seem to specialize in this exact flavor of chaos — they also run a version in a Trabant (the notoriously terrible East German car) and one where you have to buy a “questionable vehicle” for under $500 and drive it across an entire continent. The Rickshaw Run’s stated rule of thumb is that a third of teams won’t finish, which they present less as a warning and more as a selling point.
What gets me is that a tuk-tuk was never engineered for distance — it’s a city tool, built for weaving through market stalls and short fares, not thousand-mile odysseys. Somebody looked at that limitation and turned it into the entire appeal.
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