Given the wine being called Audrey Chardonnay, have you ever considered using a varietal as a kid's name?

OK don’t judge, but I was thinking about future cat names, because they are mostly self-cleaning and help around the house with mice and stuff. Sometimes dusting. Also some furniture shredding. But I digress…

My two favorite candidates have been Riesling (said with a hard rolled German R) and Mourvèdre because nobody can pronounce either one correctly.

I missed the opportunity to name a kid Gewurztraminer.